Okay storytime, gather around children
So I was waiting outside for my friend and this old man came up to me, opened his coat half way (like you see in the movie)
Man ''Hey kid, wanna buy some phone?''
me *confused af* ''uhm excuse me?''
Man *pulls phone outta inner poket* '''it'sband new iPhone 6, I can sell it cheap for ya''
Me *rolls my eyes and checks time on my old Sangsung* ''sorry but I'm not interested''
Man *turns on the phone* ''c'mon it's good deal''
My friend walked up to me as I said no again and then we left
I pretty sure I continued opening his coat for a few more people till its sold
10
deleted
· 7 years ago
That sounds like the guy I buy my illegal memes from
So pretty much the guy with the bad punctuation bought this dude's stolen phone and the guy asked him to return it but the dude who bought it refused so the guy who's phone was stolen filed a report against bad punctuation theif
So I was waiting outside for my friend and this old man came up to me, opened his coat half way (like you see in the movie)
Man ''Hey kid, wanna buy some phone?''
me *confused af* ''uhm excuse me?''
Man *pulls phone outta inner poket* '''it'sband new iPhone 6, I can sell it cheap for ya''
Me *rolls my eyes and checks time on my old Sangsung* ''sorry but I'm not interested''
Man *turns on the phone* ''c'mon it's good deal''
My friend walked up to me as I said no again and then we left
I pretty sure I continued opening his coat for a few more people till its sold