Nobody has ever finished one of these

Guess what I've done...

Scumbag chap stick

I've almost finished my Nivea

I was almost done with my Nivea, but it dropped out of my pocket in the school bus. Then, I asked my bus driver if he had found it and he said that he did, but this other douchebag took it because he told my bus driver that he apparently 'knew who it belonged to and would give it back to them'.
Then I discovered that the douchebag kid threw out the actual balm on the floor and broke the material of the chapstick. I still despise him to this day.
Sorry for the rant :)

I'm almost done my skittles lip smacker I've had it for 6 years

The only time I ever finished one of these was when I was like 6 or 7 and that's because I ate it xD

I'm so addicted to my Chapstick that I've finished one of them at least 10 times

I used to eat the ones that were made with candy