I was always that smart kid who lacked common sense

And they get to ride on the back of a truck!

Dunno about some places in the world but in certain countries they're pretty well paid with welfare. It's not a bad job either. It's not desirable but it's necessary.

Wear a gas mask and you won't smell anything either. Of course,you'll look like a sociopath but you win some you lose some.

Please don't laugh please don't laugh *laughs out loud*