Him: I'm going to do it!
His wife: Don't do it!
Him: I'm going to do it!
His wife: Please don't! Not a train, not in public
Him: I'm whipping it out!
*takes out action figure of himself*
His wife: Oh dear god...
Him: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! I CAN PLAY WITH MYSELF IN PUBLIC!
His wife: Don't do it!
Him: I'm going to do it!
His wife: Please don't! Not a train, not in public
Him: I'm whipping it out!
*takes out action figure of himself*
His wife: Oh dear god...
Him: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! I CAN PLAY WITH MYSELF IN PUBLIC!