So I heard they were making a remake

Jurassic World was basically a remake of the first movie. Almost every plot point was the same.

If jurassic park was about giant kittens, that movie would be graphic as fuck because cats play with their victims to death. So you would have Ginaro (the lawyer) being batted around by cat claws and them nibbling on him. Then he would escape only to have another cat repeat the process.
There would be no survivors

There would have been no survivors