Why just why

Holy crap wtf !?

Can't be true...it's a fake

I hope this is fake, because humanity cannot bear this repulsiveness for much longer..

Garden..

Dafuq did I just read?

It's real, but it's a troll.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110207071552AAghReg

WELL I GUESS IM GONNA TAKE A TRIP TOTHE TOP OF THE STATUE OF LIBRITY

I was just in the middle of eating and I nearly choked on my food, why in the world would someone do that!? Eww