Tell me a bedtime paradox

BRINGING BACK THE CLASSICS YAAAAAAAS

If a girl who is must always be right, says she is always wrong, what happens?

Would you rather...
Go left where nothing is right,
Or
Go right, where nothing is left?

Yaaaas I love these

Op must be New in philosophy. These"paradoxes" are dismantled yeeeears ago. Centuriies ago.

That last one is not a paradox.