Fun fact: There is bacon and guns in many places outside US of fuckin' A! In fact.... bare with me... there are places.... are you baring with me, it's, like, crazy..... there are places where people put a pistol under firstborn son's baby pillow, cause he's a boy, and "He'll need to get used to it". There are places where children of 5y shoot WITH parental advisory, and sipping beer (kids, not parents, they're already wasted) there are places where that children eat two three spoons of pure lard on one piece of bread, to become strong.....but noooo USA is, like, Omg..... you need to get plugged, to tha real world, you selfracist!
People give pistols as presents to 1y olds. And teach them to shoot when they're 5! While drunk! Kids drink beer when they're 3! And eat lard! On bread! On scale of 1-100 Arkansas = 2; Monte Negro (country (in Europe, member of NATO, pending on EU membership)) = 100. Is it clear enough now?! If first thing you think of when someone says"Guns and unhealthy food" isn't some East european, or African, or South -American or Middle eastern country, you're thinking wrong!
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