Well, not BLIND

No fucking shit, douchedick, now gimmie my glasses before I get a migraine

T H E A C C U R A C Y

Friend: Wanna borrow my glasses?
Me: Sure!
Friend: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP
Me:ᶰᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵃᵍᵃᶦᶰ Three.
F: Nope, two fingers and a thumb
M: I WILL CHOKE YOU

It's kind of the same logic as pushing someone out of their wheelchair and saying "wow, you really can't walk, can you?"

No fucking shit, wankface.
Every time.

It's either this or "wow how can you see through this it's so blurry!"

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M WEARING GLASSES THEN?