Apples are actualy one of the unhealthiest fruits.." apple a day" shit was publicity stunt of apple cider manufacturers during the prohibition, they probably didn't know what to do with all ...them apples. Come on, this is common knowledge!
I thought this was just east european thing..."Don't hold that (western, decadent, capitalistic, cancerogenus, chem trails, depleted uranium) phone on your chest while it's charging, you'll remain childless!
Me: I'm sick
Mom: *rips off clothes and reveals that she's a dentist in disguise* IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T FLOSS
I like this guest
Floss is for dentists