Isn't it tho?

There's a Tumblr post of a Subway worker raging about how they have to make the bread a perfect 12 inches so people won't complain but someone makes a post how boys and Subway are alike cause they lie about their inches

Well there's only a select few that do measure the subs they bought
There's also a select few that measure and lie about their "yardage"

Im a chin rest to all my guy friends

You're also 5 subway sandwiches apparently