Perfect date don't exist

I'll be a good wifu I'll make you breakfast lunch diner dessert supper soup pizza and milk

Deal lol

YAYYYY!!!

Just don't jump in front of any spear type things for me, it won't end well lol

Buuuuuuttttt I want your spear thing

That one is alright to jump on lol

Wanna know what Itachi calls his? Dangos

Interesting name lol

And he beats Tobi up for giggling when itachi slathers his dangos in honey

Itachi sounds kinky

He is