Only elderly people are eligible

Depends on the pay
Ah I see the little words now. That's more than my current job and I never touch my phone unless I'm on break. I think I can handle it

Are you guys so addicted to technology that you can't leave it alone during work?

That's $15 an hour. That's definitely enough pay to keep off FunSubstance for 4 hours.

Where do I sign up?

My little bro gets that much working for an insurance call center, where they can use whatever technology they want.