Well that certainly made dinner awkward

Guests always live the strangest lives

How even?

Wait I can't tell who he's talking about. The dad abused the girlfriend or the dad abused the narrator?

The spoon has now become the sword, girlfriend be damned.

I thought I saw this a few days ago. Might be wrong, though.

0 to 100 real quick

Small amount of payback. He gets diddled by the dad and now his diddling the mans daughter.