I'm of consenting age but I don't know you well enough for that, man
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· 7 years ago
9 out of 10 of Zach Galifianakis' jokes are what your slightly alcoholic redneck in-law at the family bbq thinks is funny after someone offered him a bump o' blow.
The by far worst sexual experience I had was with a woman with fake breasts. They felt like a device you use in physical education and there were two giant red scars underneath and the whole arrangement looked like one of those horrible inflatable sex dolls, I totally got... out of focus, like I spent an hour in a very cold pool.
yeye i gotcha man, i never found fake boobs attractive, natural boobs are where its at, but if you're like me and have naturally big boobs, they're so painful and uncomfortable, and you may (again like me) need a reduction
I look down and get even sadder
Cause you got bigger boobs than us?