The feels

Well that's rude

nah like not in the rude way, canonically, he's the only character that has had sex and started a family, and I'm surprised out of any character, he's the one who was chosen

I've said this before and I'll say it again: not having a kid doesn't mean they've never had sex before. Minnie and Mickey might've had sex, Daffy and Daisy, etc. He was the only one who happened to get someone pregnant.

i am talking about canonically. Goofy has proof he got laid, the others don't. lets not make this into a dumb argument