NO ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS

I CHIME IN HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

WITH A SENSE OF, OH WELL IN FACT

WELL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY,

THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A WHORE.

You're late

We're already on, OH WELL IN FACT, WELL I'LL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY

I MEAN TECHNICALLY YOUR MARRIAGE IS SAVED

WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST

SO POUR THE CHAMPEGNE POUR THE CHAMPEGNE

OOH, WELL IN FACT, WELL I'LL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY

I MEAN TECHNICALLY YOUR MARRIAGE IS SAVED

SO POUR THE CHAMPEGNE POUR THE CHAMPEGNE

I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*mn door?"