These Romans are crazy!

Good, good, get it all out.

I just want affection ok? I beloved you could give it to me but.. but... I was wrong. I loved you. And you played with my heart

I think we made some real progress today. That'll be £420,69

What? You're making me pay to open up to you, my husband?! I should have divorced when I could. "Don't merry him Kate" they said. I should have listened to my mother. You've never been interested in repairing our demaged marriage

Ma'am, we only just met today. We're not married. I think you might be bipolar, or you have PTSD.

A diagnosis costs an extra £250,-

HOW DO YOU DARE TO CALL ME BIPOLAR ON THIS DAY? THE DAY OF OUR DIVORCE?

HOW CAN YOU EVEN GET A DIVORCE IF YOURE NOT EVEN MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE

WHAT? You said you signed it and you even told me that you brought everything to the lawyer!! How could you even look at me after you lied so many times?! I hate to love you Charles... I hate to love uou

Ma'am, my name is not Charles, I am doctor Clusterfuck. I really think you're mentally ill.

Where is the sweet boy that brought me tulips every week, Charlie? Did you kill that boy that picked me up were there was a poodle?

No. Madam stop it. We are not married and we never have been. I'm going to call someone to put you in a mental asylum because you definitely need it. Bye bitch.

I loved you Charlie. I loved you tenderly, even when you cheated on me. But I'm now going. I'm taking the children. We're off to Boston, at my sister place. Forget to even have any rights on them you moron. JUST GO AWAY AND BE GONE FROM OUR LIVES

Finally

Btw nice to meet you I'm Kate

WAIT THE PRICE OF THE VISIT IS 420 and 69?!???!

Yes plus the extra £250,-

No way

Yes way

Back to introduction. Kate

Dr. Clusterfuck

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