The one thing Europe has that 'Muricans envy

Where shall I find this wondrous place

That, and cool accents

And healthy, skinny people

WOW!

Calm down everyone.... I'm in Australia where no one give's a fuck

It's called McDonald's

we do have castles in america,we call the white castle

I'm American and I don't give a fuck about castles. Notice how it says "one" thing. That means that's the only thing we like that Europe has so haha dipshit