imagine...:

Deity and God mean the same thing... I can handle a joke about religion - that's how I view all religion actually. Someone who took a joke too seriously.

Sure, you can. And Hillary Clinton is the president

It seems you're the one whom is actually getting offended. I'm just gonna go back to reading HP fanfiction right after I get my hourly dose of memes.

I’m offended?
*looks over body* No, I’m okay.

You're half correct, a deity refers God but not just Biblical God, it refers to any and all Gods/Goddesses or God etc

I thought ghosts preferred booooooooty

Maybe both?

Most ghosts I know are power bottoms

I read that as bottom plowers :/

Power rangers

Park rangers