Don't call yourself bisexual if you never d**pthroated a bicycle

Sweet, I can officially call myself a bisexual

Don't call yourself a homosexual if you haven't deepthroated a homo

Don't call your self a transsexual if you've never deep throated a wario amiibo

If you only give the bicycle a standard blowjob, are you bikurious?

Don't call yourself sexual if you have never deepthroated... Ah shet

Do you wanna know how I got these scars???