Asking Bing if Bing is better than Google

huh, that's probably the first time it's ever given a straightforward answer

*porn*
Bing: Do you mean Pornstache from Orange is the New Black?
*Tits*
Bing: DO YOU MEAN THE BIRD SPECIES?
*TWO PEOPLE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE*
BING: WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU JUST TYPE IN PORN