Do you even lift?

Dear guy on the bottom: Please keep your shirt down

After you go to the restroom please use febrez

WARNING: Man's toilet may have inside several gallons of burgers, fries, and diet cokes....... Cause you know he wan't to lose the weight.

They don't work unless he's hot.
When a HOT guy smiles at you
When a HOT guy has a weird laugh
When a HOT guy shares your drink