If unicorns were real, they would be magical

Or be a killing machine

Unicorns are real. They just don't have a HUGE horn. There does exist horses with 2-4 cm horns ;)

See everybody hatin mgoveia like wtf why u be hatin on a fellow funsubstancer

Why's everyone disliking my comment?

That unicorn has nice hair...

I would like it if unicorns didn't exist. Think about it... people would be poaching them for their horns all the time D: D:

That looks scary dude

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