Not all heroes wear capes

And just a side note - "Why do you spend so much at the store?" It is called "kids." When they give you the estimate about how much kids cost and then you have a baby, you are all, "What? They barely eat anything, they don't cost much, even diapers are not that bad. I'll figure out college later (which btw happens a lot faster than you expect)." Then junior high happens and you are freaking spending almost $300 at the grocery store and you have a 6 foot beast staring down at you telling you that there is nothing to eat in the house. Good God, can you just eat the dollars straight up?