Is this why all the men online are so angry?

A magical thing called genetic engineering

It doesn't work like that, watermelons grow in sandy environments and require lots of care

Nope, where me and my siblings would 'sit and spit' was in front of our garden so the seeds landed in soil (I live in Australia so it's hot af and watermelons need soil to be at least 21C) and cause it was already a garden it would get watered often. So they would grow, not very big but it was cool

Finally someone supports my life decisions