Genius businessman

Then extort people that touched me for $100 or I'd yell stranger danger. I know its wrong but how else do I afford a new Alienware PC?

Its actually lucky to touch a red head ( some old timey thing about being able to get close enough to one to touch their hair and live cause warriors) so I had a friend who would touch my hair at least once a day then go on about the " microagressions " when people touched hers