This dog knows

Polite doggo

My dog doesn't like them either, but she's an asshole. She will put it in her mouth and then spit it out, then jump on it so it crumbles for my cleaning pleasure.

Doggo respecting people more than people themselves.

I wish some people were a polite as this dog

awww adorable, my dogs does this too but with bread. what every ever i give her shell get it but put it aside then come back for more, and never eats them. then the other dog would eat the pile