I remember reading a HFY post about how humans are considered these incredible beings because we understand the concept of spite. Lemme see if I can find it.
I found this joke several years ago, however then it consisted of a British man shooting himself while proclaiming "God save the Queen" a French man with the poison "Viva la France" and a US Texan with the fork. Still funny though. Yohohoho!
Here it is, found it!