The real world is better than this

That feel when you think your dating experiences apply to all men.

I'm crying why is Men capitalized

Well, considering you'd both be at least 70, still probably not you.

So, you literally have to be the last man on Earth for her to like you?
Yeah okay

What if they just band together in Amazonian packs and roam the countryside only picking up men long enough to procreate and then still don't need them after? What was your apocalypse all for then?