Prepare to be offended

Who doesn't love the kitchen
It's where magic happens, cooking food for the people you love, baking cakes, poisoning your siblings, singing while washing dishes, creating new recipe
Just a wonderful place

Sandwich bread is over there sumwhere I dunno when you find I want two

I really find it weird that people who downvote this don't seem to get that this is a ironic joke, just to make someone angry, it's not to be taken literally.

I thought he was gonna point at his bed. I'm a little disappointed. Still kinda funny though.