The adventures of Polish man

It's the Florida of Europe.

As a man married to a woman of polish background none of this surprises me

When I was a kid, almost all the insult jokes were about the Polish. And Your Mom. So, if you had a Polish mom, oh boyyyy

"i dont need a sword *puts on love* i have a spoon"
*sword fights and knocks robin hood int river with spoon*
- the doctor