I gotta comment for each one
1. Why can’t I stop staring at th-.. ...
2. The boy who wore that coat was a chimney sweep who died of plague
3. The bald man definitely had sex with that sax at some point
4. Why they never found Amelia Earhart
5. Starbucks gift cards or no deal
6. Can’t wait to be a magnetic beauty... aw shit I’m a fucking vase who??why?
7. That’s the swan after it blew its brains out because it’s a vase, plot twist it was reincarnated as another vase
8. Originally owned by Satan as a child
9. Stained by the Pope’s burrito farts
1. Why can’t I stop staring at th-.. ...
2. The boy who wore that coat was a chimney sweep who died of plague
3. The bald man definitely had sex with that sax at some point
4. Why they never found Amelia Earhart
5. Starbucks gift cards or no deal
6. Can’t wait to be a magnetic beauty... aw shit I’m a fucking vase who??why?
7. That’s the swan after it blew its brains out because it’s a vase, plot twist it was reincarnated as another vase
8. Originally owned by Satan as a child
9. Stained by the Pope’s burrito farts