Every teenager who is going to clubs at night be like

Nothing to be ashamed of either... unless you did something really stupid.

''I was high last night'' K.
''So I was doing stuffs with this chick...'' So?
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''I got an A in economy'' Teach me, master!
Seriously, smart people who do great at school and be responsible with their work, family and body are so freaking admirable
Like how do you manage!!!???

I got so drunk I needed to get dialysis
*puts on sunglasses
* mouth starts drooling blood

Speak for yourself