Why always me?

There's a guy who gets on my bus who smells very strongly of piss, always sits next to me, no matter where I am. Even tried the bag on the seat leaving lots of other seats open, never works

I feel for you is basically what I'm getting at

Thank God I don't ride the bus!

Mario Balotelli... is that you?

Wait a couple of stops, go to exit, then say "Wait this is just (insert street name) and return to a different seat. Problem solved!

Best way to stop people from sitting down beside you, is to look straight in their eyes, smile, and gently pat the Seat next to you.

There was a Hispanic lady, who would do something like this. Even after she already found a different seat to sit, as soon as the seat next to me wa open, she'd deliberately move from her seat, and sit next to me. -_-