Horses

One of my biggest regrets in life was not hearing about the call for horses and riders for LOTR until after the fact. Had a horse, even had my own chainmail armor that I wore in parades (and an armored faceplate for my horse).

Viggo later married that horse, and the happy couple is expected they first child, Bojack

As soon as I read that they stick beards on the women the first thing I thought of was Monty Pythons Life of Brian.