I'd be so proud

SHUT UP STEVE

Another kid comes in. "I like both."

Toss the current kid out the window and hug the other. "God bless you, son."

That ain't our kid.

He's mine, I cheated on you with a Halo fan.

*gasps*

I'm raising a Fallout fan through and through, but I can work with this.

So be it. I'm teaching my nephew to like Lost Planet.

And I'll intoduce my mother-in-law to that ET game.

You dissing my favorite game series Deborah?

Yes, Michael. Now pack up your stuff and get out of my house.

I bought this house with my own money, you just moved in 9 years ago.

Get out anyway.

Fine then, but I'm keeping Dogmeat.

Hell no. You're no Fallout fan, why would you even want to, John?

Spite mostly

Take that cat you overfed. What was his name? Fatty? I won't miss him.

I don't remember having a cat.

I don't remember having an orgasm, but here we are.

Neither do I. Come to think of it I can't remember a damn thing. Is my name Micheal or John?

Or is it Steve?

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

Is this your house?

I don't know

Have you graduated college?

Maybe. Not sure. I know I'm married to you and that I like Metro 2033 and Lost Planet

Only that? Geez, if we make you watch Rick and Morty maybe your IQ will rise.

UHM SORRY SWEATY
JOHNNY GUITAR BITCH LEGGO I WILL RESOURCE WARS YOU RIGHT IN THE CANADA.

YOU WANNA GO? JOHHNY GUITAR IS THE GREATEST THONG YOU WILL EVER GET

GET ME SOME MOOOORNING JUICE

I'LL GET YOU A BULLET THROUGH YOUR HEAD BEFORE I DO

IT TOOK ME 27 WEEKS TO REMEMBER WHO I AM.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL.

THAT'S AN UGLY NAME.

SO IS DEBORAH.

DON'T MOCK ME, STEVE.

YOU'RE MOCKING ME

YOU MOCKED ME FIRST.

YOU CALLED MY NAME UGLY FIRST.

NO, YOU DID.

Okay let's simmer this down. We've been fighting for 7 months.

I thought we were done fighting, then you brought it up again.

My memory came back. Let's smooth this shit out. You can have Dogmeat back.

Wait, really? Then fine.

Yeah

Hell yeah, Dogmeat!