Chubby and cute

Public service announcement!! Do not!! I repeat DO NOT TELL YOUR Wife/GF that she does not meet this criteria because she has a GREAT personality. Good news-The doctors said I’ll be able to walk again, but with a limp in 6-9 months. Bad news-They were only able to retrieve one of my wife’s Nikes from my butt. The other one is wedged too far up there to get without damaging my organs. You have been warned. Please learn from my mistake. End of public service announcement!!