Bahahahaha!

I often get up hours before my wife on weekends. Weekdays she feeds the dog when she gets up for work at 6. Weekends if I don’t get up until after 6 I will feed the dog. The dog still begs my wife for extra food every Saturday and Sunday and if I’m not home to expose the lie my wife gives her an extra meal.

When they meow, you should pay attention. They are trying to tell you something. Cats are very intelligent, they just can't speak English. Listen to your cat...you may figure it out.