This is how all dads should roll

Best.Dad.Ever

Right after reading that, my mind started picturing a parrot giving birth to a human baby

Epic dad is epic

If people don't want to be stared at, why do they make spectacles of themselves?

OHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNN

Thinking you were hipster enough then you suddenly got owned by a 66 year old man must be the worst thing to happen. Humiliation level: parrot

he is awesome

I think that looks pretty cool actually :/ if this is a real story, then that was uncalled for and a little rude. Funny comeback/story, but he WAS staring at her.