How to tell if your cat is mad at you

Please insert one cheeseburger for cat consultation

Box oh magical box whisper me all your secrets

Wait... this isn't the TARDIS?

I'd be pretty freaked out if my cat was speaking to me in the first place...

Does he ever speak to you ?If he does you should run

I should save this to send to people I don't like... yes... it's all coming together perfectly