Just had a heart attack at work who does this!?

Fuck me right!?

I would do that

While you are at your cubicle you can just feel it peering down into the depths of your soul

I nearly shat bricks -__-

That's awesome!

Just had a heart attack at funsubstance.. Y U DO DIS?

I guess I don't need to sleep tonight.

I like having a crazy stalker. I bet she f&$ks like porn star.

OMG I'M DEAD.