Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Elon Musk! One of the smartest men alive!

Reminds me of Doofenshmirtz's Non-Inator. http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Doofenshmirtz%27s_schemes_and_inventions/Season_3

TED. Ted. Teddy.

Just call it what it is - a weed burner.

Pyrokinesis prosthetic

Flammenwerfer!!

I mean it's more of a torch anyways...