Its ok
That you can't rhyme
With a little practice
You'll get it with time
All goal are met
With persistence and heart
You know you've found your soulmate
When they let you hear them fart
I'll teach you my ways
If you bring my favorite chips
They're the Dill Pickled flavor
Of the brand they call Lays
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Your rhymes are so smooth
As smooth as my hair
Which brand do I use?
Well let's clear the air!
Maybe it's Maybelene
Maybe it's Pantene
Maybe it's Loreal
Maybe it's Mr. Clean
I'll get you your chips
But I won't make two trips
For the weather's getting colder
And I am getting older
Rhyming is fun
But it gives me a lump
In my throat when I think about Donald Trump.
*drops mic*
I am single
I like Pringles
You're so fine
Let's skip the chocolates
And get to the 69
Damn that's smooth!
Teach me your ways
I can't rhyme
Violets are violet
Her farts were silent
But so very violent
That you can't rhyme
With a little practice
You'll get it with time
All goal are met
With persistence and heart
You know you've found your soulmate
When they let you hear them fart
I'll teach you my ways
If you bring my favorite chips
They're the Dill Pickled flavor
Of the brand they call Lays
As smooth as my hair
Which brand do I use?
Well let's clear the air!
Maybe it's Maybelene
Maybe it's Pantene
Maybe it's Loreal
Maybe it's Mr. Clean
I'll get you your chips
But I won't make two trips
For the weather's getting colder
And I am getting older
Rhyming is fun
But it gives me a lump
In my throat when I think about Donald Trump.
*drops mic*
Violets are blue
You've never had a job before,
Have you?
so delay Valentine day
suck it