FYI, police don't spend their day "arresting murders". Maybe you live in a fantasy world where the police are all perfect, and not at all just regular, fallable people with a badge and a gun, but I don't, so please, spare me the hero worship. And if you can't manage that, know that it was just a damn joke. Geez, some people...
You posted a stupid comment, that no-one in the whole of The United States of America will EVER like. You are also now trying to classify it as "sarcastic." I'm not the stupid one here my friend you are. Also watch your language you're only getting yourself in trouble, IF you know what I mean.
Seriously, do I actually have to explain it, because I thought it was pretty fuckin' simple.