Canada

Gotta hate that paper. I tell ya

Then afterwards they're all like, "oh so sorry. Sooo so sorry. Ill pay for your hospital bill"

THERE'S NO HOSPITAL BILL IN CANADA HAHA

I'm Canadian And I'm Kind Of A Bitch.

Victim "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry for getting blood on your chainsaw here let me clean it"
Massacre-bringer-uponer "No no I'm so so so so sorry I'll clean it and maybe you'd like to come over to my place and we can chat and I can apologize some more over some pancakes"
Victim "Will there be maple syrup"
Massacre-bringer-uponer "How could there not be"
Victim "I'm there"