Girls also have more nerve endings in their clit alone than a man has in his entire penis but then they also have their breast (which feel about 80% of the clitorus's sensation) and then still the nerves inside the vagina and then still the G spot and then still the extra sensitive nerves all over their bodies... all men got is a sponge tube that grows, how are you jealous again?
Dicks are ok if that's what you're into i guess, balls are annoying and painful a lot of the time (but I'd rather have them than not) and facial hair? Bitch I'm all hair and yes my beard is awesome (all beards are eventually)
If your beard isn't beard enough it's not long enough, if it's too long keep growing till you reach the gandalf beard but go no further, only then will you be fabulous again and a wizard. Also guys think the same about boobs as girls think about dicks apparently
Sadly, I don't even have a dick
And balls are fun asf
Facial hair is just so hot
they look squishy and funny
not really. some people have super nice beard. some are just better stay with clean-shaved