Evil genius

Still gay though.

Cheerleaders wear briefs/shorts that match the uniform, so they're all the same color. You would know that if you were actually a male cheerleader.

That IS genius! And luckily, no boyfriend or brother that hears you will kick you @$$ because of your cleverness.

From dating a cheerleader, I can tell you that they DO wear regular underwear beneath their "spankies" that are part of the uniform. Regular is not always plain either...once I was treated to a thong...omg, what a day.