I still got some seeds growing in me

I had a friend convince me if I swallowed hair I'd have a hairball grow in my stomach

My parents used to say this...i once vomited my guts out trying to take out the seed of watermelon that i ate

Parents: don't swallow them, you'd have plants in your stomach!
Kiddy me: are you telling me I'm getting free watermelons!?
Parents: we aborted the wrong one