Breaking up

Imagine if you were going to break up with them anyway, and you got a free pizza.
That would be awesome.

I like that it says "dig in" makes me want it even more

Don't eat it....!

That would suck!! But hey you'd get to stuff yourself with pizza while you cry....

That looks tasty

"We're breaking up, but here's a pizza to make you feel less sucktacular"
Don't eat it!!!! It's poisoned by your evil ex boyfriend

They should have had it written on the bottom, so at least no tears got on the pizza. And it's like solving a puzzle by eating deliciousness!

Who cares?!?! Pizza!!!!!

Hahaha. :)